OUTLINE
Here's a lazy version of the script, so if you want to quickly identify what happens in a scene, you can glance at this.
* SCENE 1: EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
Establishing shots of the cemetery, setting the mood. Lloyd wanders in and is attacked by Zombie A, rising from the ground. He smashes its head apart with one swift blow of his shovel.
* SCENE 2: EXT. SHED – NIGHT
Both men have their first dialogue. Mr. Fiddles scolds Lloyd for making a mess.
* SCENE 3: EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
Lloyd and Mr. Fiddles look at the blood & brain matter all over the tombstone and discuss ideas for a better method of killing.
* SCENE 4: INT. SHED – NIGHT
Lloyd and Mr. Fiddles snoop around, looking for another tool. Lloyd notices the casket and makes fun of the corpse, Zombie B. It rises and attacks him, and Lloyd stabs it back to death.
* SCENE 5: EXT. SHED – NIGHT
Both men sit outside. Fiddles is upset about the mutilation of the corpse because of the funeral being tomorrow. Lloyd gets up and walks back into the cemetery to take care of more business.
* SCENE 6: EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
Lloyd encounters Zombie C and performs the most spectacular mutilation yet.
* SCENE 7: EXT. SHED – NIGHT
Mr. Fiddles is outside the shed still reading his book when he's attacked by Zombie D. He screams for Lloyd to help.
* SCENE 8: EXT. CEMETERY – NIGHT
Back in the cemetery, Lloyd becomes surrounded by zombies (E) popping up everywhere. He hears his partner calling. He runs back to help.
* SCENE 9: EXT. SHED – NIGHT
Lloyd comes charging in and saves Fiddles from Zombie D and beats the living shit out of it.
* SCENE 10: INT. SHED – NIGHT
Lloyd and Fiddles grab whatever weapons they can find… weed wackers, hedge clippers, even a chainsaw.
* SCENE 11: EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
MONTAGE of Lloyd & Fiddles killing Zombie (E)xtras. Zombie F wanders off.
* SCENE 12: EXT. CEMETERY – DAWN
Both Lloyd and Fiddles clean up the mess in the graveyard.
* SCENE 13: EXT. CEMETERY GATES – DAY
Lloyd and Fiddles exit the cemetery.
* SCENE 14: EXT. COUNTRY ROAD – DAY
Lloyd is attacked by Zombie
F on his way home and has to destroy it in the grand finale!