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29. Leprechaun (1993)

October 29, 2009

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  1. Irish October 29, 2009 @ 3:04 am

    luck of the Irish
    i think this was the first horror movie i found funny

  2. Bandaka October 29, 2009 @ 3:04 am

    This actually scared the %$#& out of me when I was a kid.

  3. Spazz Master October 29, 2009 @ 3:05 am

    What, no Wayne’s World “I’m the leprechaun!!!” skit?

    booooo

    lol. Great review. Two more to go!!!

  4. mestre12 October 29, 2009 @ 3:11 am

    this movie look cheapy, corny, hillarious and horrible

    just one of they a like horror movie

    James you bring to us great horror movie and even the most horrible ones and they all look awesomne

    this mestre12 sign out

  5. Danomaticc October 29, 2009 @ 3:13 am

    *thick austrian accent* Fak YOU, little boy.

  6. Blood Pump October 29, 2009 @ 3:14 am

    I remember this one… unfortunately D:

    As much as I hated this movie, I did laugh out loud at a lot of the moments, and The Leprechaun guy was played well.

  7. Y. A-H. October 29, 2009 @ 3:16 am

    I can’t believe I’m saying this.. but.. Jennifer Annistion looked pretty cute and attractive. I’d be her pot of gold at the end of the rainbow if y’know what I mean.

  8. wimmywoo October 29, 2009 @ 3:22 am

    id like to play with jennifer annistons lucky charms, if you know what i mean.

  9. Irish October 29, 2009 @ 3:23 am

    holy moly i went to watch this again
    and i realised i got first comment on
    a irish themed killer movie
    fucking rights

  10. wimmywoo October 29, 2009 @ 3:23 am

    id like her to play with my sack of potatoes…….if you know what i mean.

  11. Sturmrabe October 29, 2009 @ 3:23 am

    I just saw this one again recently… man this is a shitload of fuck!
    Also, I can’t fucking believe this was posted when it was! Maybe its just cause I’m on EST…

  12. Reaper2113 October 29, 2009 @ 3:25 am

    I remember as a kid when I first saw the this is freaked me out and I’d watch over and over again and it would freak me out more. All the sequels sucked big fat donkey balls (most sequels do, but this series in particular). Too bad they didn’t make any killer unicorn or vengful pixie movies.

  13. lartrak2 October 29, 2009 @ 3:34 am

    I’ve heard Leprechaun in the Hood is actually pretty amusing. Only one I’ve seen is the original, though.

    Leprechaun in Space is awful, but amusing in a so-bad-it’s-funny way. One of several horror franchises to go in space, ala Jason X.

  14. allenbomber October 29, 2009 @ 3:40 am

    While watching this, I couldn’t help but picture Mike Myers from “Wayne’s World” doing his, “I’m the Leprechaun” bit to Dana Carvey and it totally freaking the character out.

  15. Reputator October 29, 2009 @ 3:50 am

    “Fuck you, Lucky Charms!”

    Now THAT made me laugh.

  16. MisterMinit October 29, 2009 @ 3:58 am

    Friends first seasons were actually pretty funny.

  17. DawnOfRobby October 29, 2009 @ 4:30 am

    Jennifer Anusstaine Hahaha Good video! The only part I couldn’t understand why you skipped Leprechaun 2. I mean I saw the title video shot to the movie but that was at the same time as your talk about Leprechaun 3. Ohwell, its no big deal.

  18. Karate Kid Icarus October 29, 2009 @ 4:52 am

    Good Review.

    Cheers

  19. robertjlong October 29, 2009 @ 5:13 am

    hey james do a phantasm movie one with the tall man in it boyyy

  20. dicnar October 29, 2009 @ 5:39 am

    Hehe , there’s a great scene in first movie when the Leprechaun grabs the guy’s balls and he screams like a madman :D

  21. Sigurd October 29, 2009 @ 6:00 am

    ok I cant wait for the last ones!

  22. kid-charlemagne October 29, 2009 @ 6:03 am

    the leprechaun looks like Louis de funes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwW1KOHYZg

  23. RocketeerRaccoon October 29, 2009 @ 6:04 am

    There’s only about 1 day left and after that day it’s finally Halloween, I wonder what the final movie review could be?

  24. Horo-Horo October 29, 2009 @ 6:31 am

    Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck!
    I can’t believe you forgot Dead Alive (Brain Dead)

    I was waiting for your review on this Peter Jackson Movie…
    =/

    Guess i won’t see it

    =(

  25. Optics October 29, 2009 @ 6:34 am

    lollo

  26. xdeathknightx October 29, 2009 @ 6:42 am

    As a horror it isn’t very good, as a comedy is is pretty okay. And most likely the only role I actually liked Jennifer Aniston in, and her hair was actually normal looking.
    I hated her in friends and afterwards she just kept doing the same fucking role so I still hate her. Plus she looked cute, in friend and after that I never got why people were so in love with her.

  27. Mattematask October 29, 2009 @ 6:44 am

    Horo-Horo: He has already review that movie in 2007

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GALcYA6OdHw

    Anyway, this movie looks pretty hilarious, not scary though xD

  28. horrorfanboy October 29, 2009 @ 6:53 am

    I agree that the Leprechaun films being stupid. Good review. I wonder what tomorrow’s review will be on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEL1m7VJRmc

  29. Scary German Guy October 29, 2009 @ 7:04 am

    Or if you feel lazy and don’t want to sign in, or sign up for youtube to verify your age to watch the Dead Alive review, just click the MONSTER MADNESS link at the top of this screen.

    (This is Monster Madness 3….there are 2 other ones to watch!)

    I’m kinda getting tired of mentioning this, lol

  30. Cyril ViXP October 29, 2009 @ 7:04 am

    Yeah, Leprechaun is stupid monie, but Jennifer Aniston is great, and FRIENDS are too!

  31. Scary German Guy October 29, 2009 @ 7:05 am

    Oops, above comment for Horo-Horo…

    :P

  32. pojut October 29, 2009 @ 7:16 am

    Dude, I LOVED this movie and its sequels. The Lep’s personality (as James already has said) really is slap-nuts funny…just about everything that he says is humorous. Also (again, as James already said) the makeup was pretty impressive, especially for its time. I always wondered how many hours a day the little guy had to sit in a chair having his “face” put on…

    http://www.livingwithanerd.com

  33. Psykhophear October 29, 2009 @ 7:22 am

    I take it you don’t like Jennifer “Anus-ton” that much huh? Well, me neither. I used to but after Friends, she’s no longer cool.

    Ok, I’m going off-topic here. Great review Nerd!

  34. Jel-K October 29, 2009 @ 7:27 am

    you’re right Friends is an horrible TVshow, because main male characters are all weak losers (it’s not a very good example for young men, and almost everyone watched it).

    Warwick Davis is definitly a cool guy ;)

  35. MorePAIN October 29, 2009 @ 8:49 am

    That movie was always funny to me.

  36. buff_drinklots October 29, 2009 @ 9:27 am

    Silly leprechaun. Doesn’t he know that brass is a non-ferrous metal, so it can’t create sparks? Anyway, even when I was a little kid and say this shit for the first time, I knew it blew hard just from seeing the first scene. Hilarious.

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  38. DJGamer October 29, 2009 @ 10:17 am

    I was hoping this one would get mentioned this year. I only just watched the first couple of movies about a week ago. I was also wonder if you were going to mention that the same guy also played Wicket and Willow. He also played several characters in the Harry Potter films-but that’s much more recent.

  39. com85 October 29, 2009 @ 10:18 am

    Nice =P always wanted to see this, Have you seen Rumpelstiltskin James?

  40. Monk October 29, 2009 @ 10:20 am

    Warwick Davis has been in a TON of memoriable movies. He plays Profession Flitwick in Harry Potter and even played the Goblin in the Bank from the first movie. He was actually the actor inside the Marvin suit for Hitchhicker’s Guide to the Galaxy, I was also in Prince Caspian, playing Nikabrik who was the character they saved at the beginning of the movie. He was also in Labryinth I’m assume in a bit part playing the Goblin Corp. There are a lot more connections that just Willow and the Ewoks. Davis is just awesome!

  41. Monk October 29, 2009 @ 10:21 am

    Don’t mind my terrible typos above. :D

  42. The Angry Movie Dork October 29, 2009 @ 10:30 am

    I fucking hated that movie

  43. tyrannosauruseth October 29, 2009 @ 10:44 am

    # Y. A-H. October 29, 2009 @ 3:16 am

    I can’t believe I’m saying this.. but.. Jennifer Annistion looked pretty cute and attractive. I’d be her pot of gold at the end of the rainbow if y’know what I mean.
    # wimmywoo October 29, 2009 @ 3:22 am

    id like to play with jennifer annistons lucky charms, if you know what i mean.

    holy shit these guys should make out

  44. Fracassi October 29, 2009 @ 10:53 am

    I have to be honest. I’ve never been able to sit through this movie. It’s just too awful. I found a two movie set of Invaders From Mars (1986) and Strange Invaders yesterday, and had trouble sitting through those too, even though I loved the former as a child. Now if you want to see a Krang lookalike, I’d recommend watching Tobe Hooper’s Invaders remake. And now I wat to watch Tales From The Hood :)

  45. robertjlong October 29, 2009 @ 10:54 am

    hey james do that 1975 dario argento movie called deep red . …that damn robot doll puppet scene has to be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen on film. any one else think the same?

  46. mylrtym October 29, 2009 @ 11:03 am

    Hey James, do a barrel role review! Do a review of a barrel role! Review this movie, review that movie! Me me me do it do it!

    Jeezus, I’m so tired of reading stupid review requests over and over and over. If you want a certain movie reviewed so bad then make your own website and review any movie you want!

  47. Jay October 29, 2009 @ 11:11 am

    I’d like to tickle her four leaf clover

    Keep the Inuendos comming

  48. PoeTrader October 29, 2009 @ 11:11 am

    Leprechaun in the Hood is actually the only good movie out of all of these. They’re all kinda dumb, but that 5th one had good acting and a good story (and friggin’ Ice T). The one in space was the worst by far.

    Warwick Davis is one of my favorite actors, so I’m glad you mentioned his other memorable roles. Willow was my favorite movie as a kid and I still love it to this day. I even liked the terrible NES game and I could never get past the second town back then because I didn’t understand how the experience system was supposed to work.

  49. Slick October 29, 2009 @ 11:41 am

    This one was as stupid as they got. I turned it off after 20 minuets or so.

  50. TrangleC October 29, 2009 @ 11:52 am

    I don’t think the part with the 4-leaved clover neccessarily makes no sense or is asinine. Couldn’t it be that the reason why people believe those things are lucky is because they protect you from evil leprechauns?

  51. LUCYM0N0 October 29, 2009 @ 12:01 pm

    I was hoping to see the Pet Semetary movies reviewed, but I guess James is already past that year. :(

  52. Bloodletskeleton October 29, 2009 @ 12:04 pm

    Obviously all these sexual innuendo commentators have no life and obviously have never been laid nonetheless. As for the series, I found the second Leprechaun installment to be more exceeding than the others. Leprechaun in the Hood isn’t bad, but not the best. And Leprechaun back 2 the hood is just terrible along with Leprechaun in Space. Leprechaun 3 was mainly just for laughs, who can’t see that? And as for Leprechaun(the first installment, I enjoyed it.). What a lot of people failed to mention, which I am going to point out is that they are making another Leprechaun. “On November 1, 2008 Warwick Davis made a special Halloween appearance at Borders bookstore in Bournemouth, UK to sign copies of his film SMALL TOWN FOLK. Beyond the break you’ll find video footage, which features an interview with the little star who chats up LEPRECHAUN 7. Lionsgate has no plans for the film, but Warwick does have a cool idea that would pit the Leprechaun against a bunch of pirates.”-BD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=balzQxRqKP4&feature=player_embedded

  53. Bloodletskeleton October 29, 2009 @ 12:06 pm

    Liongates doesn’t have plans..YET.

  54. CopyleftRecords October 29, 2009 @ 12:24 pm

    Good review, but the movie sucked ass. Not nearly as good as some of the other movies on the list (although I guess the Leprechaun did have his funny moments).

  55. Ben_from_G-town October 29, 2009 @ 12:55 pm

    Ah, the Leprechaun movies, so horrible, yet so much fun! That Leprechaun is an asshole though I actually felt for some of the people he killed and was pissed off at that, so gotta’ give ‘em SOME credit!

  56. ReesiePuffs October 29, 2009 @ 1:16 pm

    This movie always, always makes me think of that scene in Wayne’s World 2 when Wayne and Garth are living in an old doll factory and Wayne does his Leprechaun imitation to scare Garth.

  57. Jay October 29, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

    “Obviously all these sexual innuendo commentators have no life and obviously have never been laid nonetheless.”

    Obviously, All the people uptight about the sexual innuendo comments have no sense of humor. I mean, do you even watch anything from James Rolfe? It’s full of potty humor and sexual innuendo.

    Also, if you are going to try to sound high-and-mighty, you should learn a thing or two about sentence structure. Your useage of inappropriate modiefiers, i.e., “nonetheless”, is horrid, and I don’t even what is meant by, “Leprechaun installment to be more exceeding than the others.” Perhaps you mean “far exceeds”? I don’t know.

    I normally don’t care about proper english. My point is, all I am trying to say is, you did a terrible job at sounding like a holier-than-thou douche-bag.

    Now, let’s have some fun and talk more about porking Jennifer anuston.

  58. Pete09 October 29, 2009 @ 2:16 pm

    LMAO
    ‘Leprechaun in Space’

    What the hell could that even encompass?? What possible story could be made around such a bizarre concept??

    Oh Lord!!

  59. waltsoph3 October 29, 2009 @ 3:32 pm

    I LOVE Leprechaun !! :D Warwick Davis was always a trip. I love it when he rhymes. Its just funny. Yes the Leprechaun is all that mattered in the movies.lol

    My favorites were 1,3 and 5(Leprechaun in the hood).

  60. tonyaj420 October 29, 2009 @ 4:44 pm

    This movie is really terrible. James I hope you do Blair Witch Project I’m curious as to what you thought of it.

  61. Enraged Elliott October 29, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

    “Fuck you Lucky Charms.”

    That has got to be the greatest line spoken before a shot is taken. Only “Say hello to my little friend” is better.

  62. Edwins3rdNightmare October 29, 2009 @ 7:12 pm

    Where is the Lugosi Transformation sequence from?

  63. Zefilor October 29, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    PLEASE DONT FORGET TO REVIEW THE DEVILS RENEGADES!!
    UVE DONE A SHITLOAD OF BAD MOVIES ALREADY
    AND U SAID IT URSELF: THE DEVILS RENEGADES IS A MASTERPIECE”

  64. poetgriot October 29, 2009 @ 7:50 pm

    I fucking hated that movie, it was such a piece of shit.
    I am of course speaking of Back 2 the Hood. Such a load of shit you could coat every farm in the U.S.A. twice over. And such a racist pile of crap to. Nothing but hood rats and hatred, that’s what that movie is.

  65. Zefilor October 29, 2009 @ 7:53 pm

    oops!
    it was devils rejects*

  66. Jay October 29, 2009 @ 8:01 pm

    I’d like to taste her bailey’s Irish Cream!

    She can kiss my Blarney Stone any time of the year!

  67. MorphineSJ October 29, 2009 @ 8:24 pm

    Oh! Come on!

    It would’ve been awesome to hear you rhyme all the way through the review.

    But I can imagine the time it would have taken.

  68. pyromcr October 29, 2009 @ 8:27 pm

    This movie was a huge waste of time. I did not even pay attention to any of the sequels, but why did he have to go to space? That makes no sense at all!!!

  69. NiL8r October 29, 2009 @ 8:39 pm

    aww man… i guess this means no jacob’s ladder.
    still crossing my fingers for american psycho. that movie is hilarious.

    also, i’m guessing you already know this, but halloween 2 is being re-released this weekend. so i guess they’re not as dumb as once thought. still pretty dumb though.

  70. Loserfrog October 29, 2009 @ 9:43 pm

    Oh I hate friends, but I like this movie ;)

  71. Loserfrog October 29, 2009 @ 9:47 pm

    And wtf? the kid threw a kryptonite down the Leprechaun’s throat? Oo

  72. 1980sgamer October 30, 2009 @ 12:02 am

    I’m not sure if anyone knows this or not, but, I’m gonna say it anyways

    Warick Davis is not only the Leprechaun in “Leprechaun”, Wicket the Ewok in “Return of the Jedi” and Willow in “Willow”, but he also has his own reality show called “Little People, Big World”, with his Wife(who was the Dwarf Hooker in the Movie “Total Recall” Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) and their kids living in the same house(By the way, they have Twin Sons, but one of them is the size of the average Human being, while the other one is still a little guy *no pun intended*)

  73. Anonymous October 30, 2009 @ 1:01 am

    jennifer anus stain

  74. Iron Tiger October 30, 2009 @ 1:36 am

    I WANT ME GOLD!!!!!!!!!

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  76. Fracassi October 30, 2009 @ 2:28 am

    Did someone say Willow on the NES was terrible? I freakin’ loved that game as a kid. In fact i just played it again about two months ago, but gave up after dying at one of the bosses a few times.

    Warwick Davis is married to the hooker from Total Recall? Damn, this thread keeps getting funnier and funnier. I think I peed a little after reading that post.

  77. sugreev2001 October 30, 2009 @ 7:34 am

    I hate all her movies,and I particularly hate Friends,but damn you if you don’t find Jennifer Aniston incredibly hot.She’s definitely the hottest 40 year old on this planet,and I’d do just about anything to have her cookie.

  78. Jay October 30, 2009 @ 1:26 pm

    Yes, Sugreev, she can stroke my shillelagh… If you know what i mean. (shillelagh, is a type of irish weapon)

  79. Jay October 30, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    I wonder if she is magically delicious… If you know what I mean.

  80. felon October 30, 2009 @ 3:03 pm

    Leprechaun rocks man!! Great review..
    I have a friend who looks like the leprechaun XD

    Greetings from Chile =D

  81. Martin Ekdahl October 30, 2009 @ 5:41 pm

    Damn how much I hated the Leprechaun. It sucked ass!

  82. MidnightLounge October 30, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

    For the inevitable remake, Wee Man comes to mind (You know you were thinking it).

  83. jazzman November 2, 2009 @ 4:10 am

    I don’t know which movie is more ridiculous: ‘Leprechaun in Space’ or ‘Leprechaun Back 2 The Hood’..but nice review anyways

  84. Huranshisuko November 4, 2009 @ 1:14 am

    I was hoping that they would make a Chuckie vs Leprechaun movie lol

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